The Gold Digger’s Biggest Mistake

Summary

I drove rideshare for five years to support my girlfriend.

Then a car put me in the hospital, and she pointed at me and said:

"We're just friends."

Overseas, hanging off her rich new boyfriend, she looked down at me and said, "Blake didn't mean to hit you. Quit while you're ahead, take the money, and get lost."

I smiled, grabbed him by the hair, and put his head into the wall.

After they deported me, the Ride-to-Real-Estate System woke up in my head.

A few years later I was the richest man in the world, living off rent, and the gold digger came crawling back. "You got even more handsome.