The Greed of Housekeepers and Boyfriends

Summary

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I bought my mom a Porsche for her birthday.

That night, I overheard Brenda, our housekeeper, bitching about it to my boyfriend, Chris.

"It's my birthday too, you know! All I got was a card. Once you two are married, you can't let her send all your money to her family! You need to put a stop to that!"

Frank, our driver, chimed in, "Exactly! What's an old broad like her gonna do with a fancy car? Should've given it to me! Chris, you need to get her pregnant already, that'll lock things down!