The Interview Entourage from Hell

Summary

I was scrolling through Reddit when I hit a trending post on r/jobs:

[My son is interviewing for a summer internship at a corporate firm. What questions should I ask on his behalf?]

The comments section was already tearing the OP apart.

[u/JobHuntWarrior]: Wait, is it your interview or his? Does he not have a mouth?

[u/CorporateDrone]: If he’s still attached to the umbilical cord, maybe he should stay home. A grown man should know what to ask.

[u/HiringManager]: If these are my competitors, I’m feeling pretty good about my chances.