The Lone Swallow Cannot Fly

Summary

My wife, Florence Jipson, told me that our son, Bart Lyons, had been in a severe car accident.

His eyes were crushed in the crash, and he had completely lost his vision.

I rushed from my company to the hospital. I begged the doctors to use my eye for Bart’s transplant.

After the surgery was completed, I was wheeled out of the operating room.

Then, I heard the sound of everyone bursting into loud laughter.

“God, Benedict is such an idiot. He falls for the same nonsense every single time and never learns.”