The Method Actor's Second Act

Summary

I'm a struggling, C-list actress.

Gigs were rare, so I had to take on side hustles to survive.

Like playing a zombie NPC in an escape room.

The problem: my performance was too convincing. I terrified the customers so badly they ran out and demanded refunds, leading to my immediate firing.

Good news: I was invited to a major reality TV show.

Bad news: They invited me to play a Zombie NPC.

Before the premiere, the delicate, innocent starlet cooed to the camera: “I’m a really slow runner, I hope the production team will be gentle with me.”