The Milk Stain Truth

Summary

My husband’s car was taking up my spot again.

The nose of his silver Audi was shoved diagonally across the white paint, aggressively claiming two stalls. It was the third time this week.

I didn't call him. I didn't text him to come down and move it. Instead, I pulled out my phone, recorded a quick ten-second video of the hack job, and posted it to my private Story.

Seconds later, my phone buzzed. It was a DM from Jordan, the new intern at my firm—a kid who was barely twenty-three but had already cycled through eighteen girlfriends and considered himself an amateur profiler of the male…