The Neighborhood Animal Chat

Summary

After moving into my new place, I was added to a strange group chat.

The people in the chat loved to roleplay as animals to communicate.

Every day, I lurked in the chat, reading their conversations with intense amusement, but I never spoke.

Until one day, a mouse got into my apartment.

I posted in the group: "Does anyone know a reliable exterminator or pest control service nearby?"

A few moments later, someone named AAA_Orange_Cat_Exterminator tagged me.

[Two cans of wet food. Non-negotiable.]

[The cat is at your door. Open up.]