The Package Deal

Summary

While walking my dog in the neighborhood, a handsome guy driving a Maybach asked if the dog was for sale.

I said, "Not on his own."

He hesitated, looked at me for a few seconds, and drove off.

Both the dog and I stared longingly at his receding taillights.

I cursed in utter frustration, "I'll sell him on his own! I'll sell him on his own! Damn it! What a jerk, he wasn't even serious about buying!"

Who knew his car would actually come to a stop, and then the door opened...

The dog instantly broke free from my grip and bolted right in.