The Perfect Affair, the Perfect Trap

Summary

I scrolled past a post: "How to have an affair and get away with it?"

There was an anonymous, highly upvoted answer.

"Move into an apartment downstairs from her, buy identical furniture, use the same scented candles, even the same brand of shower gel."

"That way, even if you smell of it, your wife will just think it's the smell of home."

Someone below asked: "That's brilliant? Have you actually done it?"

The user replied: "In progress. Just showered at the downstairs place and came back up. My wife's hugging me now, telling me how good I smell."