The Pet Human Shop

Summary

"How much for this human?"

A circle of monsters gathered around my cage, asking for my price.

I sat alone inside, lazily peeling a lychee.

The monsters gasped in awe:

"She can peel a lychee! Amazing!"

"She can even spit out the seed! So cute!"

"I want her! I want to buy her!"

"I'll buy her and breed her with my male human. They'll make so many cute human puppies!"

Breed?

I do not consent!