The Rumor Mill Redemption

Summary

I was bound to a "Rumor System." As long as I successfully spread rumors about every single one of my classmates before graduation, I could prevent my entire family from meeting a gruesome end.

So, I pointed at the school bully and lied through my teeth:

"Heh, he acts like a total delinquent, but behind the scenes? He helps old ladies cross the street and takes stray cats to get neutered!"

I also spun tales about the busty girl who was always the target of crude jokes:

"She's protected by the Great Spirit of the Weasel. Anyone who disrespects her will have their private parts rot off!"