The Script of Destiny

Summary

I tried to hit on a beautiful woman, and she had me arrested.

At the station, the cop asked me, “What exactly did you do to her?”

I answered honestly. “I asked for her number. She ignored me. I gave my butt a pat and walked away.”

The words were barely out of my mouth when the beautiful woman, who had been silent until now, leaped to her feet and pointed a finger at me.

“You son of a bitch, you patted my ass!” she shrieked. “Officer! He slapped my ass! And he squeezed it! A few times! You have to help me!”