The Sperm Donation That He Regretted

Summary

The moment I find out about my pregnancy, a notification from Twitter is displayed on my phone.

Apparently, it's a tweet posted by my husband, Don Romano Caliendo's childhood friend, Teresa Fiorino.

"Thanks to your sperm, I get to have a child of my own during the last stage of my life."

The accompanying photo is a pregnancy test that clearly states that the sperm donor is Romano.

I leave a question mark in the comment section. In just half a minute, my phone begins ringing loudly.