The Stolen Towel

Summary

Right as I swallowed a handful of pills to end my life, I saw a post on a forum.

[What is the worst thing you ever did to your college roommate?]

The comment getting dragged the hardest read:

[On the first day of freshman year, I forgot my bath towel, so I used my roommate's. I ended up giving her my infection.]

[I was scared, so I told everyone her towel was dirty and that she infected me.]

[She even paid me ten thousand dollars for emotional distress.]

Someone replied, asking what happened to the roommate.