The Strawberry Fart Incident

Summary

My roommate has a hemorrhoid the size of Texas. The weird part? Any gas that passes through it comes out smelling like fresh strawberries.

Since this massive hemorrhoid was ruining her life, I kindly suggested she get surgery to remove it.

After some hesitation, she agreed.

But later, she found out by accident that the campus heartthrob is obsessed with strawberries.

Furious, she burped milky bubbles while holding my head underwater.

"If you hadn't meddled in my business, the guy I love would have fallen for me!"