The Thirty-First Divorce Agreement

Summary

The first time Arthur cheated, he knelt before me, slapping his own face in extreme remorse.

The tenth time I caught him, he smiled and reassured me, "Wait until I've had my fun; I'll return to our family."

The twentieth time, he irritably shook off my hand and threw the divorce agreement at my face.

I tore that agreement to shreds and smashed everything in the house that night.

When Arthur sent over a signed divorce agreement for the thirtieth time...

To force him to come home, I threatened suicide by slitting my wrists. Blood pooled on the floor, yet no one cared.