The Trophy

Summary

After I filed for divorce from Evan, I posted a picture in my lingerie on Instagram.

"Husband's not home, all alone and lonely. Looking for a good time. Any takers?"

My feed exploded. While everyone was still reeling, his new girlfriend posted a picture of a sonogram.

"For you, Mommy and Daddy will clear away any obstacles."

Oh. I was the obstacle.

I looked at the flood of "OMG, what happened?!" comments and replied to them all with the same three words.

"He can't get it up."

A 'like' notification popped up instantly. It was from Evan.