The Undercover Hustle: Ordering a Hitman Instead of a Hottie

Summary

I’m an internet rat who tried to order a male escort, but accidentally messaged a hitman.

Me: [How much for one time?]

Hitman: [How many targets?]

Whoa. Do they offer group discounts or something?!

I hesitated for a long time before sending him my name.

[Just... just me. Do you offer any discounts?]