The Unimaginable Satisfaction of Destroying the Ultimate Pick-Me Girl

Summary

My boyfriend told me he firmly believed in "bros before hoes."

He also told me he only had one ultimate, lifelong bro, named Riley.

And that this bro didn't live in our city.

Because I was blinded by my boyfriend’s insanely good looks, I put up with it.

After all, they just texted and played video games every night.

But then, I found out that this "bro" he talked to day in and day out—was a girl.