The World Didn't Know He Was Just a Stand-In

Summary

The world didn't know it, but he was the real stand-in.

At 2 AM, my ex called, saying he wanted to get back together.

With red eyes, I agreed.

But from the other end of the line erupted a thunderous roar of laughter.

"I told you guys, this woman, Harper, as long as I crook my finger, she'll shamelessly crawl right back to me."

I wasn't angry; I just asked him if what he just said still counted.

"Wyatt, as long as you come back, you can do whatever you want to me..."

Deathly silence on the other end.

"Harper! I'm fucking Dylan! You better explain right now, who the hell is Wyatt?!"