The Wrong Number, The Broken Bed, and My Uptight Ex

Summary

I bought a queen-sized bed online but forgot to select the "assembly included" option.

By mistake, I sent a message asking for help to my ex-boyfriend.

He showed up without saying a word.

After he finished putting it together, he told me to test it out to see if it was sturdy.

"How am I supposed to test it?"

He pulled me onto his lap: "You called me over. Didn't you want to test it out with me?"

This was incredibly awkward.

I blushed and said, "You misunderstood. I broke this bed last night too."