Their Cruelest Human Experiment

Summary

My ex-girlfriend and my best friend loved conducting experiments.

And I was their lab rat.

When I had a fever, they fed me chili oil to test whether heat was a taste or actual pain. Knowing I was allergic to alcohol, they tricked me into drinking to see if "insobriety breeds absolute truth."

Even when I caught them in bed together, their first reaction wasn't an apology. It was putting on a comedy sketch—to test whether a human being could actually laugh and cry at the same time.