This girlfriend is not worth keeping.

Summary

When my girlfriend went through airport security, the metal detector blared.

Ashley’s ears turned bright red. “I just got my nipples pierced last week,” she whispered, mortified. “They told me it wouldn’t set off the alarm.”

I froze for a second, then lifted her suitcase off the conveyor belt. “When did you get nipple piercings? You didn’t even mention it to me.”

She avoided my eyes. “I wanted it to be a surprise. And, you know, for a better… experience.”

“Who told you that?” I pressed, staring at her.

Her gaze flickered. “Just… stuff I read online,” she said with a forced smile.

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