To All the Letters I've Lost

Summary

I was on my way to confess my feelings to my dream guy when I got mugged.

The mugger tore up the ninety-plus love letters I’d written for him.

So, I broke three of the mugger’s ribs.

The next day, we both ended up on the local news.

My dream guy, Henry, sent me a text: “Innocent little wallflower, huh? Savage.”