Trading My Apron For My Tenure And A Better Man
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Summary
I was looking for a new electric toothbrush for my husband, Professor Damon Hawthorne, for Valentine's Day. It was a mundane chore, but I still wanted it to feel like a gift.
In the reviews section of a popular online retailer, I saw a comment with over ten thousand likes:
“Must Buy! This electric toothbrush is incredibly durable, I haven’t charged it in six months!”
Three days later, an update followed:
“My sincere apologies for misleading everyone. It turns out my husband has been charging it the entire time.
