Two Floral Arrangements And One King Suite Secret

Summary

I was using my husband’s phone to reconcile our shared spending accounts when I accidentally tapped on the Yearly Spend Review in his primary banking app.

I smiled at the first few pages, filled with slightly playful, personalized stats, until two lines of text slammed into me:

[Your most frequent special instruction is: 'Extra spicy and please include the free side of pickled chillies.

[Your longest special instruction was: 'I’ve ordered two separate floral arrangements. Boss, please match the addresses carefully and ensure there is absolutely no mix-up.']