Unblocking My A-List Ex: The Live Stream Disaster

Summary

For a prank on a variety show, the producers made me unblock the first person on my phone's blacklist and send a greeting.

I bit the bullet, pulled my ex-boyfriend out of the block list, and sent: "Hi."

The other side instantly exploded.

"Oh, what a rare honor! You finally letting me out for some fresh air?

"Spit it out, what do you need from me?

"Harper Vance, if you're begging to get back together right now, I'll tell you a secret.

"Can you reply? If you don't reply, I'm putting you back on the blacklist!