Who Was the Hit-and-Run Killer?

Summary

My wife told me to take our car to the dealership for maintenance. Shortly after I got home, the police called.

They said I’d hit and killed someone while having sex in the car and was wanted for hit-and-run.

I rushed to the scene and was horrified. My car was by the road with a damaged bumper and shattered windshield. Three bodies lay nearby, including a two-year-old.

Witnesses accused me of speeding into a family, fleeing with a disheveled woman, and mocking the victim. Dealership cameras showed no sign of me, but roadside footage supposedly proved my guilt.