You Begged The Wrong True Heir

Summary

The entire internet knew that the Clevelands had finally found their long-lost biological son.

What the internet didn't know was that this "long-lost heir" had already rejected their invitations to return home three times.

The first time, I told them I was studying for finals.

The second time, my hamster was giving birth, and I couldn't possibly leave her.

The third time, Mercury was in retrograde, and it felt like bad energy to travel.

By the fourth time, the Clevelands decided they had had enough. They sent their private driver to ambush me right outside my university gates.