You Want That Watch? Then Watch Me Leave

Summary

On our wedding day, my bride insists on wearing an old, beat-up watch with the million-dollar wedding dress I buy her.

I call off the wedding on the spot.

She looks at me in shock. "You called off the wedding just because of a watch?"

I take out the divorce agreement and tell her to sign. "Yes. Because of that watch."

Everyone calls me crazy. They cannot believe I would end a ten-year relationship over something so worthless and file for divorce in front of everyone.

Dad walks up and slaps me across the face. "Get on your knees, you disgrace."