Betrayal at 30,000 Feet

Summary

Two passengers were having sex in the airplane bathroom during turbulence.

One of them passed out mid-act. As the aviation security officer on duty, I had no choice but to force the door open.

In the cramped space, the two of them were stuck together like conjoined twins. The woman actually had the nerve to blame us:

"You kept banging on the door! He got too nervous and passed out. I'm filing a complaint against you!"

I froze in place. The woman in front of me was my wife, Mira.