I Never Take Advantage, but I Keep Getting Used

Summary

Since childhood, I've always hated taking advantage of others.

At seven years old, the lunch lady only gives me half a serving of chicken and proceeds to accuse me of being greedy. "Sooner or later, the orphanage is going to run out of money just trying to feed you gluttonous kids!"

Thinking that all of us have really been eating more than we should, I spend the next month weighing all of the food we get.

As it turns out, out of the 100 pounds of meat that the kitchen supposedly got to feed us, we only end up eating around 70 pounds of it.