Swapped at Birth, I Brought Hell Home

Summary

I'm born evil.

When I'm eight, my deskmate threatens to rat me out for copying his homework. So, I shove him down the stairs from the second floor, breaking three of his ribs.

When I'm 12, the dorm matron confiscates the snacks in my locker. That night, I cut the brake line on her electric scooter.

The following day, she goes careening down a hill and straight into a ditch. She ends up needing 17 stitches.

I only reunite with my biological parents when I turn 18. Everyone in town talks about how the Brambles are famous philanthropists who will definitely reform a bad apple like me.